Veldig OT: Men Gøy - Dagens historie
> The old man and his pond
> An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He
> had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice-- picnic tables, horseshoe
> courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped
> and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
>
> One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
> hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five
> gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
>
> As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
> As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping
> in his pond.
>
> He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
> One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
> The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
> naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
>
> Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligators!
> The old man and his pond
> An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He
> had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice-- picnic tables, horseshoe
> courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped
> and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
>
> One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
> hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five
> gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
>
> As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
> As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping
> in his pond.
>
> He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
> One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
> The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
> naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
>
> Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligators!
