Morsom denne:
> HOW to SAVE the AIRLINES
>
> Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
>
> Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
> What the hell -- they don't serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
>
> The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party
> atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in
> this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
>
> Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary,
> thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we
> could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back
> 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special ser vices.
>
> Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
> women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline
> industry would see record revenues.
>
> This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a
> golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
>
> Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
> myself?
>
> Sincerely,
>
> Bill Clinton
> HOW to SAVE the AIRLINES
>
> Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
>
> Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
> What the hell -- they don't serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
>
> The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party
> atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in
> this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
>
> Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary,
> thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we
> could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back
> 20% of the tips, including lap dances and 'special ser vices.
>
> Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
> women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline
> industry would see record revenues.
>
> This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a
> golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
>
> Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything
> myself?
>
> Sincerely,
>
> Bill Clinton
