aviation vits!! :)

[Jan H]

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ATC: "Cessna G-ARER What are your intentions? "
Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating."
ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

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Controller: AF123, say call sign of your wingman.
Pilot: Uh... approach, we're a single ship.
Controller: oooohhh! You have traffic!

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O'Hare Approach: USA212, cleared ILS runway 32L approach, maintain speed 250 knots.
USA212: Roger approach, how long do you need me to maintain that speed?
O'Hare Approach: All the way to the gate if you can.
USA212: Ah, OK, but you better warn ground control.


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ATC: Pan Am 1, descend to 3,000 ft on QNH 1019.
Pan AM 1: Could you give that to me in inches?
ATC: Pan Am 1, descend to 36,000 inches on QNH 1019

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Cessna 152: "Flight Level Three Thousand, Seven Hundred"
Controller: "Roger, contact Houston Space Center"
-- thi-hi

 

[LCH]

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:up: Likte spesielt de to siste godt!

 

[LN-SSL]

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Den nest siste der bør ikke fortelles til folk som drikker melk... Veldig ekkelt når den tyter ut av nesa....:biggrin :biggrin :up:

 

[SK384]

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Da smeller vi likegodt til med en matematikervits som også har relevans til flyvning.

Advarsel : For at vitsen skal være morsom så må en kunne litt om kompleks funksjonsteori i matematikken.

Det var den polske piloten som skulle ut å fly et nytt topp moderne fly for første gang. Han satte seg til rette i cockpiten, men dessverre så var cockpit litt for avansert for han. Han utbrøt da : It's not easy til be å simple Pole in a complex plane.

 

[ANX]

Replying to Topic 'aviation vits!! '

Litt fly-filosofi:

A landing is just a controlled mid-air collision with a planet.

The probability of survival is equal to the angle of arrival.

:biggrin :biggrin :biggrin