Fant denne på et annet forum (www.statusquo.co.uk) og tillot meg å dele den med dere:
A man sees a pretty girl in the
Heathrow Bar and decides that he
wants to chat her up. He thinks
that she is so pretty she must
be a stewardess. So he goes over
to her and says,
"So how are the friendly skies"
and she says "what are you talking about?"
So he goes back to his seat and decides
she is not from American Airlines.
Then he goes back and says,
"let's go Up Up and Away"
She reply "look, I don't know
who you are or what you want!"
So he decides she is not from TWA.
But he thinks he will have one last
go and says "can you really make the
sky the best place on earth?"
So she gets really flustered and says,
"Look, **** Off, stop bothering me and
get back to your seat"
So he says "Why didnt you tell
me you worked for Easyjet?"
A man sees a pretty girl in the
Heathrow Bar and decides that he
wants to chat her up. He thinks
that she is so pretty she must
be a stewardess. So he goes over
to her and says,
"So how are the friendly skies"
and she says "what are you talking about?"
So he goes back to his seat and decides
she is not from American Airlines.
Then he goes back and says,
"let's go Up Up and Away"
She reply "look, I don't know
who you are or what you want!"
So he decides she is not from TWA.
But he thinks he will have one last
go and says "can you really make the
sky the best place on earth?"
So she gets really flustered and says,
"Look, **** Off, stop bothering me and
get back to your seat"
So he says "Why didnt you tell
me you worked for Easyjet?"
